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My little Nerdgirl

When I see what beauty ideals are predetermined by the media, I simply want to vomit.
In model-casting-shows we see skeletons get hunted over the catwalk I don't want to sleep with but feed them.
They celebrate Barbies, stalking through life with a vocabulary of a kindergardener and the sexual charisma of a turkey surrounded by testosterone controlled springbreakers, who are so stupid, they measure beauty in cup size.
Dear Kim Kardashian. If you read or hear this:
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH SPACE FOR US BOTH IN THIS IN THIS GENE POOL!!!
You can call me when you googled what gene pool means.

Not even Pornos I can watch anymore - and yes, I am a man and men need damn porn! - without wanting to vomit. The actresses seem like they got cloned somewhere on planet Fistor, so they got no brain but extreme sized sexual characteristics. In the porns their body orfices get arranged by guys who took a too long bath in cattle growth hormones and make faces like I do during a shit.
I can't identify with such morons. And I don't even get horny. I more get hungry for sausages.
Women in real life don't look this way and it's good this way.
No girl has to hunger down in size XXS. No tramp stamp, no finger nails with diamonds or drawn on island views.
I don't want a bird with bleached I-look-like-a-skunk-from-above unisex hair cut. No solarium-disciple. No uptown girl, who needs more time in the bathroom than a sloth having sex.
I don't want a model who defines herself about her look and bitches around, when I tell her: "You are not everyones darling!"

What I really want and is sexy to me, is a clever girl.
No Barbie with blown up lips and plastic boobies. I want a girl that makes me laugh and think.
I want women with horn-rimmed glasses,squared shirts and star wars shirts. Women who look for Waldo before they get to sleep. Women who surf on wikipedia, not zalando. Women who take a shit on Americas next topmodel and watches some episodes of Dexter.

I want my own little Nerdgirl.
A front-row-sitter. A chess-club member. Who was master in Dungeons and Dragons while the others trained makeup.
One who laughs about my Darth Vader-jokes and knows that you don't feed Gizmo after midnight.
I want a girl who plays games with me on the PlayStation during the whole day while shiny weather.
A girl who yells "HEADSHOT" and smiles during "call of duty".
A girl who I can make love to after watching "big bang theory".
A girl I, after sex, can philosophy about the societic critic subtext of zombie-movies.
A girl who knows why the answer is 42 and that Vampires don't glow in the sun: "BURN EDWARD BURN!!!"

She has to kick my ass at star-wars-trivial-pursiut.
She has to by herself a slave Leia costume for me and when she quotes from "Game of thrones" before sex, I get a headstart.
And if we argue, only about which is better. The old or new "Battlestar Galactica".

For my little Nerdgirl I would go to exile in hell and work on an ice-cream-wagon.
I would get a tattoo of her name on my opened heart.
I would get kidnapped by aliens and thread them with a carpet knife to name their home planet after her.
I even would wear a Jar-Jar Binks mask during sex for her... if necessary... with protest.
For her I would travel back in time to record the real sinking of the Titanic.
For her would remove the subjunctive and only say binding things.

And if my little Nerdgirl has a bad day and thinks she is too fat or not beautiful, I lay my arms around her and say:
"You are my little Nerdgirl and by the force... You are beautiful!"

- free translated after David Grashoff "Mein kleines Nerdmädchen"
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Soon, very soon, there will be a doctor on his Way to conquer the World.
His Name is Dr. Damian Sorder (Dr. D. Sorder). Ans he is searching for his Legions of Doom.
Everyone who will join, will Fight for the end of the Terroristic reign of democracy, ans will live under the Freedom of their New emperor.

More to come soon...

Edit:
The Doctor is still on his way. But he went to the civil registry office to change his name. From now on he will be known as Dr. Apocalypso. When we asked him why he did this, he answered. "Well, because it sounds cooler!"
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What happened? Was this real? Is this a dream? If it is, don't wake me up! Simply unbelievable!
That were things I thought when I watched the soccer semi-finals of the world-cup between brasil and germany. Mueller, Klose, Kroos, Khedira and Schuerrle. They scored one after another. I went crazy and screamed in joy after every goal of our team.
After an hour I began to realize... No! that's not a dream. This is real! This is FUCKING REAL!
After hard games against Ghana, USA, Algeria and france, I thought this would be even tougher than the games before. Maybe we would win 2-1 or 1-0. In my opinion chances stood 50:50. But I... No, the WORLD never expected such a huge demonstration of a perfect gameplay against a defence that looked like running chickens.
Me and some friends sat at a BBQ before the game and talked about the loss of Neymar, and how brasil would play without him. Would they be weaker or get even stronger as a team, that shows that they don't need a one man team like Neymar. And, almost more important, would their defence collapse without Silva. The typical talking before a soccer game.
But what we saw then was something unexpectable, something glorious for germany. After a hard start at the beginning it was Thomas Mueller who brought us the 1-0 that made us say "OK, now give us the 2nd goal". 12 Minutes later we had to scream again. Miroslav Klose scored the 2-0 now we began to relax a bit and that it would be a bit easier. And it wasn't only that. Not even that "Miro" shot his 16th world-cup goal and broke Ronaldos record. It was more that he showed every critic, who said he'd be to old to be in another world cup and if he would even be fast enough to get a ball, that he still got it.
After that we thought that it would be good, if we'd score the 3-0 the game would be totally in our hands. And then it happened 3-0, 4-0, 5-0. We couldn't believe our eyes. There was no time to drink a beer between the goals. And if you did, you spilled it over your jersey because you screamed when another goal was scored.
In half time we began to think if this really has happened. I asked someone to slap my face to wake me up, but it was real.
After the game we still tried to realize what happened right now. Did we really beat Brasil in Brasil at the world-cup semi-finals? And as we knew we could believe what just happened, we were more exited than before.
The 4th time in a semi-final in a row. The second time in a final during this time. Always 2nd or 3rd. Now it's enough. Now is our time. A golden generation can finally make their dream (and the one of a whole nation) come true before it's over. Now or never... All or nothing... The title belongs to us this time
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I don't know why some people are acting. Or it's called acting, but you don't see that this person tries to be in character. I mean, guys like Steven Segal... I always think "SHOW SOME FEELING! EXPRESS YOURSELF!!" but no, he's standing there and has only the expression in his face that seems to show he has to make a shit for days. If he doesen't show some feeling, make subtitles, that everyone can see what this guy actually has to feel. A rock, rolling down a mountain has more expression than this guys face.
Now you may say he's just an action-movie star, but that's no excuse. I mean, look at guys like Bruce Willis, Mel Gibson, Kurt Russel, Harrison Ford or Alan Rickman. Those guys can act. You can feel the fear, sadness or anger they can express in the characters they play. They are good examples for good actors in awesome movies, which will never be forgotten.
Just taking someone who can do martial arts, like Segal or Van Damme, doesen't mean they are good actors. No they needed Tommy Lee Jones in "Red Alert", or Raul Julia in "Street fighter" to make it acceptable movies. What where the producers thinking when they casted the actors.

Another bad thing is, when musicans like madonna try to act. Yes, she's the queen of pop and was in a lot of music videos, but that doesen't mean she can act. Maybe they said: "Hmm... who are we gonna take for "Evita"? Let's take Madonna, everybody knows and likes her, so the people don't look if she can act or not."... Suckers!!
Or on the other side. What was Russel Crowe thinking when he started singing? Even as an actor he has a frozen monotone face, so is his voice while he sings. No expression! Singing means to transport feelings to persons by your voice. And when i saw "Les miserables" I wanted to stab my ears with a pencil so I can't hear his "singing" anymore (I know that's a transported feeling, but it doesn't count). No sane broadway musical would give such a guy even a chance to destroy their art.
I mean Putting the wrong people to the wrong kind of art will almost always end in disaster. Even if he's a good actor, doesen't mean he can sing, or if he's a good singer he probably can't act. It's like saying to a painter, go and write a novel. This won't work. That's the way it is.
But, it isn't always that bad. Look at Hugh Jackman, he has potencial in both kinds of art. He can act and isn't that bad at singing. So, there still is hope for some movies based on musicals. You just have to find actors that can sing a bit. And NEVER EVER TAKE RUSSEL CROWE FOR THAT AGAIN!!!!
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